A few years from now . . .
- We start a nuclear Waste Complex in South Australia.
- We allow Imported waste for a big, fat fee.
- South Australia starts a second, bigger, safer repository and begins importing Yucca Mountain, Nevada.
- P.M. Beazley smells a tax and designs a "fixture".
- South Australian Govt reject Labor's intervention and secedes from the Commonwealth.
- P.M. Beazely orders Peter Garret strap on a cardboard cutout of Alex Downer and spread fixture in a tuneful way.
- South Australia immediately invites US intervention - becomes 52nd State of the USA.
- SA, USA declares 200-mile security zone and fences-in WA and NT as Protectorate Territories (Renamed West Texas).
- Queensland calls itself South Florida and introduces "cock-sucking" to secondary qualifications.
- Beazley sells South Florida to Singapore Airlines for $29.00 (and an alligator purse).
- Spanish becomes the second language of NSW and Victoria.
- NSW and Victoria align themselves with the US and become known as "Little Nevada" due to the fallout, the gambling and the amazing number of retards living there.
- Tasmania is sold to an unnamed penal/correctional corporate operating out of Cuba.
- Hippies become cereal pests, drug-tolerant and feral, they infest the badlands, happily enjoying their peace, love and mungnuts - the bastards, they are laughing at us!
2 comments:
Very humourous but not funny.
I get to choose between TEXAS Utilities disguised as 'TRU', or ORIGIN (owned in Singapore) for my gas supply.
Texas or Singapore - gee that's a hard choice; I wish I could buy it from the Victoria Gas & Fuel like in the old days.
Who knows where to download XRumer 5.0 Palladium?
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